If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

NOMINATED
Golden Globes - Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical -- Rose Byrne

Rating: M
Runtime: 113 mins
Director: Mary Bronstein
Actors: Rose Byrne, Ivy Wolk, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, A$ap Rocky

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